handshakes are so weird

because you’re basically just holding hands with a stranger

but suddenly that’s appropriate because you move your hands up and down together?

wtf are handshakes

Dude, I know right? I’m the same and wtf is clapping o.O someone seriously slapped their hands together one day made a noise and was like “Yus this is an appropriate action for enthusiasm and appreciation” 

Humans are so weird man, glad we’re aliens tbh